That's it, I'm going to Puerto Rico

My next real vacation will be here, mark my words!

1. Sort of like going to a foreign country, thanks to Puerto Rican culture and Spanish language.

2. Not really like going to a foreign country as you don't need a passport or visa, since Puerto Rico is what I call a pseudo-state.

3. Warm, with many beaches.

4. The amazing bioluminescent tour I've heard so much about.