Preface: Lori has never hung out with Johnson (name changed to protect the innocent: namely, me.) She barely knows who he is. Conversation over dinner.
"Lori, I have a huge crush on Johnson."
"He likes you."
"He brought me a little violet, in a pot."
"I think he likes you."
"How do you know he's not just a really nice guy?"
"He definitely likes you."
"He could just be a really nice guy doing something for a friend."
"No, he likes you."
"Lori, you have no data to back up that claim."
"He definitely likes you."
"Why do you keep saying that? You have no idea!"
"You're a really attractive girl. Why wouldn't he? Really. I'm sure likes you."
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He likes you.
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